What does wet paint actually smell like. If I ask one of the sheep, they’ll think about it for a second, put their hand on their chin, look away for a bit, squint one of their eyes, try to think some more, turn back to face me, smile and say, “well, it smells like, well, paint!”
The magnitude of your ignorant fallacy cannot be fathomed by lesser beings such as yourself.
Wet paint, like petrol, is one of those smells that you either like or you hate. This post shall not contain a fancy rhyming thing dedicated to paint. Instead, let us have a minute of deep thought to comprehend the complexities of the vicious science that went into creating it.
Okay fine, if you insist:
Is not the best in the universe, no.
In fact, that award goes to a new car seat
In a space-ship near Stavromulo Beta IV
That the wettest of wet paints is wet
But really, only the Philosoraptor does ponder:
Underwater, does dry paint really set?