Why I write (like a genius).

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Why do I write like a genius? Well part of it has to do with the fact that I AM a genius, but the other part… No wait, the other part is the same. So basically if you have the will and determination to try and compete with me, please don’t kid yourself. Even if you are the best, you’re still second best. And the first is usually me. Which propagates me to my second point…

Coming second is never a good thing. There have been times in my life when I’ve come second instead of first, but usually when that happens I just curl myself up into a ball, wait for nightfall, and then slowly sway back and forth with a holy book in my hand. The book is usually something like the Bible or the Gita or a Pokémon comic book. Then I pretend I’m a sea anemone who has failed in his one and only ambition: to be a sea anemone.

Another reason I write like a genius is because I don’t type like a dim-witted flaky candlestick. You know, those people who use things like u and lyk and f9. I mean seriously, f9? That sounds like Ef Nine, not like Fine. Moron. These people are the cause for you being so stupid. Stop being friends with anybody who doesn’t type like me. Good language is correct language, get it? Get the joke? Me neither. And you know why? Because there is no joke. There, that wasn’t so hard was it?

Also sometimes I like to eat apple pie upside down, which I think helps to an extent because then you will be unaware of all the other things going on around you at the time, such as flowing rivers and passing time and swaying grass and whatnot.

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IIM Ahmedabad MBA 2021. My hobbies include being vague, bending rules, time-travel, and embellishment of words. This is my personal blog where I write on topics ranging from blockchain, to leadership skills and the consistency of jam.

5 Responses

  1. upa007

    "ur soooo cool i luv ur sytle do u lyk usher ? he is my role modle hugs & kises :)"

    Thanks for the compliment I guess, but no, I don't like usher. Whatever that is. Is he one of those rappers?

  2. Anonymous

    well usher is a singer .. u shud google it …. so u lyk queen ? do u noe queen ? some people think it is sum sthe best band stupid person … but hell it is best band in the wrld …

  3. Anonymous

    sorry i min " well usher is a singer .. u shud google it …. so u lyk queen ? do u noe queen ? some people think it is sum stupid person … but hell it is best band in the wrld …"

  4. upa007

    Hmm… It seems rather peculiar that you'd want to type like a baboon on a keyboard on an Epic blog such as mine. Tell you what, next time you want to troll, don't do it anonymously.

    Oh yeah, and I do listen to Queen. A lot.

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